If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman
If you do not kiss her, you're not a man
If you praise her, she'll think you're crap
If you do not praise it, you are a useless man
If you agree to all her wishes, she would had risen
If you do not agree, you're not understanding
If you make love to her, you suspect "has been an expert"
If you do not make love with her, you're not a man
If you visit her often, she thinks you're boring
If not you visit them often, he's accusing you play with other people
If you're dressed, she said you attract the attention of other women
If you're not dressed, she said you mess
If you're jealous, she said you were evil
If you're not jealous, she said you did not love her
If you want to make love, she says you do not respect her
If you do not want to make love, she thought you did not like her
If you're one minute late, she will get angry
If she late for an hour, she said it was supposed to be a woman
When you visit another woman, she will accuse you got another woman
If she is visited by another man, "Oh! It is typical, we are women! "
If you kiss her briefly, he accused the man you're cool
If you kiss her longer, he shouted that you were impertinent
If you fail to help her cross the street, you less ethics
If you do not kiss her, you're not a man
If you praise her, she'll think you're crap
If you do not praise it, you are a useless man
If you agree to all her wishes, she would had risen
If you do not agree, you're not understanding
If you make love to her, you suspect "has been an expert"
If you do not make love with her, you're not a man
If you visit her often, she thinks you're boring
If not you visit them often, he's accusing you play with other people
If you're dressed, she said you attract the attention of other women
If you're not dressed, she said you mess
If you're jealous, she said you were evil
If you're not jealous, she said you did not love her
If you want to make love, she says you do not respect her
If you do not want to make love, she thought you did not like her
If you're one minute late, she will get angry
If she late for an hour, she said it was supposed to be a woman
When you visit another woman, she will accuse you got another woman
If she is visited by another man, "Oh! It is typical, we are women! "
If you kiss her briefly, he accused the man you're cool
If you kiss her longer, he shouted that you were impertinent
If you fail to help her cross the street, you less ethics
If you are looking at another woman, her accuses you are player
If her staring at another man, her said that they admire her
If you are pay for her life, her thought you are despised
If you are do not pay for her life, her thinks you are stingy
If you are make love with another woman, her asked for break
If her make love with another man, "Not my fault! He is who force! "
If you are desire make love to her, she considers it just who you are want
If you are do not desire to make love to her, her thought you are selling expensive
If you are talk, her wants you are yourself hear who you are talking about
If you are listen, her wants you are do the talking
If her remained silent during make love, her asked in jest
If you are quiet during lovemaking, her also remained silent
If she cries, you are either have made her cry
If you are cry, her gone from you because you are not a real man
Not all of the above is true, but 90% of it was true. Moreover, 70% of girls were moody's.
Someone said, girls were created to be understood by the guy. And I also have heard that ''girls should leave the guy who felt unable to understand herself.''
It's selfish, but it has become a natural law
Yeah that's my opinion!
copying http://terselubung.blogspot.com
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